Many years since the last job..what to say to a job interview?

I haven't bothered with a sentence about privacy/laws/other - usually just do a one page summary to start with that has all the buzz words that they want, and then no more than a page or 2 of jobs with achievements, and learning stuff at the back. um...

My resume in word doc format

That might give you a bit of an example? I know for me, that having an example to work with can help me format my ideas better than a blank page.

I have two businesses. A dangerous animal removal business (principally, venomous snakes), and I rescue/rebuild/upgrade/resell laptop computers. That is ALL work experience that any employer should take a look at. Same for you.

Hi, next week I have an interview Anxiety..

My other problem is: if they ask me what are my hobbies what I reply? I don't do sports .. If they ask me my 3 faults and my 3 qualities?